Some quotes from well-known characters.

I can do dog-ward style!
— Nate, discussing yoga
Kill me now.
— Wally
I think you should change a few words. Actually, that whole first paragraph. I don’t want you to get arrested.
— Erin's Mom
I wish I had a rebuttal page.
— Tighe
You’re raising serial killers with just the right dose of hilarity.
— Unnamed relative
These are the good old days.
— Unknown
Sam, I’m licking your sword of power!”
— Nate
Mom, turn day into night.
— Nate
Wait, our baby is black??!
— Sam, examining 20 wk sonogram pictures