Some quotes from well-known characters.


“I can do dog-ward style!”
— Nate, discussing yoga
“Kill me now.”
— Wally
 
“I think you should change a few words. Actually, that whole first paragraph. I don’t want you to get arrested.”
— Erin's Mom
 
“I wish I had a rebuttal page.”
— Tighe
 
“You’re raising serial killers with just the right dose of hilarity.”
— Unnamed relative
 
“These are the good old days.”
— Unknown
 
“Sam, I’m licking your sword of power!””
— Nate
“Mom, turn day into night.”
— Nate
“Wait, our baby is black??!”
— Sam, examining 20 wk sonogram pictures